do u ever lie on ur side and a small tear leaks out and ur just like whoa wtf body I know I’m sad but not that sad

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"i’m not bitter" i say, bitterly, with a bitter expression

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In health class we were given sheets of paper and told to write a message we would want someone of the opposite sex to know

She read some examples

The girls were like: “Hey can you please not treat me like shit”

The boys were like: “Spray tans look ugly I hate when girls wear too much makeup and don’t lead me on.”

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  • Me: oh thats cute
  • *checks price tag*
  • Me: no its not
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there are actually so many of you that i want to be friends with but you guys intimidate the living fuck out of me

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isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like “I don’t know how to hold a pencil”

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